Peace and Quiet: HA!!!

Folks, look out for that last one.

1. Losing all your friends
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>                  Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
>                  He shoots his friend and kills him.
>                  Wife says ‘If you behave like this, you will lose ALL
>                  your friends.’
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>                  2. Brother wanted
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>                  A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,’send me a brother’….
>                  Santa wrote back, ‘SEND ME YOUR MOTHER’….
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>                  3. Meaning of WIFE
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>                  Husband asks, ‘Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means
>                  ‘Without Information Fighting Everytime’!’
>                  Wife replies, ‘No, it means ‘With Idiot For Ever’!!!’
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>                  4. Importance of a period
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>                  Teacher: ‘Do you know the importance of a period?’
>                  Kid: ‘Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my
>                  mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran
>                  away.’
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>                  5. Confident vs. confidential
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>                  A young boy asks his Dad, ‘What is the difference between
>                  confident and confidential? ‘
>                  Dad says, ‘You are my son, I’m confident about that. Your
>                  friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!
>                  ‘?
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>                  6. Anger management?
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>                  Husband: ‘When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
>                  How do you control your anger?’
>                  Wife: ‘I clean the toilet.’
>                  Husband: ‘How does that help?’
>                  Wife: ‘I use your toothbrush .’